Santa with Muscles (1996) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. The music was awesome, and cable channels were a lot more fun. Dr. Watt was the henchwoman for the evil scientist Ebner Frost. Shop Santa with Muscles [Blu-ray] [1996] at Best Buy. . Price Match Guarantee. But a blow to the head makes him believe he's the Jolly-Old-Elf himself and he comes to the aid of a local orphanage, whose tykes are about to be evicted. Thunder in Paradise Collection by Hulk Hogan DVD $11.99. Weighing in at a whopping 2.4 at IMDB and ranked in the bottom 100 movies of all time, you know it is going to be beyond terrible, and it was. Blake escapes the cops by running into a shopping mall, quickly donning a Santa Suit and pretending to be St. Nick. Santa with Muscles ★½ 1996 (PG)Cartoonish holiday-themed comedy finds the Hulkster as Scrooge-like millionaire Blake Thorne. He once was a nice fellow, but as his wealth increases, he becomes increasingly self-centered and decadent. Through a series of stupid circumstances, Thorne winds up in a Santa suit in a shopping mall hiding from the cops. Original title Santa with Muscles IMDb Rating 2.6 8,521 votes "Santa With Muscles" is a 98-pound weakling of a comedy, with other movies certain to kick sand in its face during its limited theatrical run in regional release. Ships from and sold by Amazon.com. FREE Shipping on orders over $25.00. Ebner Frost's team was made upof fourscientists, Dr. Flint (Geology), Dr. Blight (Botany) and Dr. Vial (Chemistry). In Stock. This leads “Santa” to help save an orphanage, filled with adorable moppets, from the machinations of a greedy, insane doctor. Frost was attempting to take over an orphanage in order to gain access to the magical crystals underneath it. Penurious but muscle-bound Blake Thorne has made a vast fortune marketing health food and health supplements. Santa with Muscles Nov 23, 2016 | About HH Imagine it… 2am Christmas morning and Santa kicks down your front door, tears off his shirt, leaves you some presents, eats a mince pie, smashes somebody in the face with a steel chair and then leaves. Rate This Movie: SYNOPSIS: An evil millionaire believes he is Santa Claus after an accident renders him amnesiac. Santa With Muscles Though highly unlikely to become a Christmas classic, SANTA WITH MUSCLES is pretty much everything Hulk Hogan's fans might expect--at least, all of his fans under the age of 12. Film Review: Santa With Muscles (1996) Charleston Picou 03/28/2021 Bad Movies, Film Reviews. Dr. Watt (Diane Robin) is a minor villainess in the 1996 comedy movie "Santa With Muscles". Ships from and sold by Amazon.com. Bad, bad, bad, BAD.With the possible exception of Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny, Santa With Muscles (1996) is not only the worst Christmas movie ever made, but it is one of the worst that could be made…ever. In Stock. Details. REVIEW: The 1990s were a fun decade. Find low everyday prices and buy online for delivery or in-store pick-up. FREE Shipping on orders over $25.00. This item: Santa With Muscles [Blu-ray] by Hulk Hogan; Blu-ray $14.98. One day, he gets in a great paint-gun fight that goes too far.